I know this isn’t the best way to break up with you, but I really don’t want to get into a long drawn out argument about this. You are so sweet it breaks my heart even typing this right now. We met a long time ago, I think 10 or 12 years ago to be exact. We have spent holidays and birthdays together and its going to be hard not to see you again.You are perfect in every way. The problem in the relationship is mine not yours.
I know you are going to say I am too jealous and possessive, but the only time I got into an argument over you was when I saw my room mate touching you inappropriately that night. Who wouldn’t be upset to see someone else handling their possession like that. No, you are not a possession, but you do belong to me. I have never cheated on you. Sure, occasionally I looked at others at the grocery store, but guys are like that. We do not mean anything by it, it’s just our nature. You taught me things about my body that I never knew. You helped me grow in so many ways I can’t even begin to list them.
Please this is hard for both of us. Do not call my name if you see me at the store. Every time this happens I take you back, but this time I mean it- I AM DONE!!!
I have to be honest, there is someone else. Do you remember finding that banana peel in the trash? It wasn’t the first time. It has happened several times over the last couple of weeks. I really believe I am truly in love this time. Goodbye and good luck. I am sure you will find someone else.
Superbuff – No amount of working out will help you get ripped abs if you eat a lot of processed foods. Try avoiding unhealthy and excessive amounts of carbohydrates and focus on eating healthy unprocessed foods and tons of vegetables. Drink water!!
Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone about the threesome we did with the cookies and apple pie.
Hahahaha…I needed to read this!
We all need to read this over and over and over again…..
Nice to see you on the blog again-
why does that container look so tiny in the picture?
I like them small
Dear S~
Giving up ice cream is done during Lent — not the summer.
Furthermore, ice cream is not a processed food. Milk is the first ingredient—loaded with calcium and vitamin D to build strong bones needed to support muscle weight. From your pics you are in dire need of strong bones.
So, in keeping with summer New England tradition, maybe we’ll meet by chance and share an ice cream.
C~
Haha. Hello my friend. You almost had me convinced to go back and then you had to mention New England
Haha! This is great, i haven’t been on your blog in months. I need to write a break-up letter to jelly beans… Then maybe my two hours at the gym a day will start to show.
Miss ya friend!
Hey you!!!! I hope the weather is better where you are-
We miss you here too-and I believe you can afford to keep those as your friends….scared of moving up to 85 lbs. huh